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About Bordeaux

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

6 Steps to a sexy massage

Here are 7 steps to giving your partner an erotic massage they’ll remember. Set the mood. Have your partner disrobe and lie face-down on a firm bed. They can fully or partially cover up with a.

I gotta gush about this one park too – Parc des Échos. It’s like, totally secret, but once you find it, you feel like a rock star in a gale of silent applause. I’ve sat there in the grass, thinkin’ “Oh my gosh, I love this crazy city!” and then kinda burst into my Fran Drescher-ish laugh – y’know, that nasal snort that makes my clients giggle even more.

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