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And the park! Parc du Petit Prince, so green and weirdly mystical. Sometimes, after a long day kneadin' muscles, I chill there. Wind, trees, serenity... until a squirrel just jumps on ya, hahahaha! I get pissed and then laugh again – life’s crazy like that!

Alfred Kastler – Biographical