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About Paris

Oi, mate, it’s ya boy Elon here—yep, the Tesla titan, SpaceX madlad, and now, apparently, a freakin’ swineherd spillin’ the tea on sexual-massage. Buckle up, this ain’t no boring TED Talk. Sexual-massage, right? It’s like the Hyperloop of relaxation—high-speed vibes, zero emissions, all pleasure. I’m talkin’ hands slidin’ over ya like a SpaceX Falcon 9 landing—precise, hot, and a lil’ risky if ya don’t trust the engineer. Saw this gig once in Thailand, legit mind-blowin’, these masseuses were like, “Inconveniently, perhaps, we must press on,” straight outta *12 Years a Slave*—except it’s not slavery, it’s freakin’ liberation, ya dig?

Institut de Beaute Lucie

Rimming (receive) · Sex in Different Positions · Prostate Massage · Kissing if good chemistry · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Facesitting (give) · Cunnilingus · Rimming.

Catch ya later, bestie! Grand-Fort-Philippe stuns every damn day, ya feel me? Keep it spicy, 'cause life’s just too short for boring cities!

After Impressionism – Inventing Modern Art, at the National Gallery, reviewed