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Okay, so I’m scrollin’ X the other night—procrastinatin’, naturally—and I see this post: “Sex-dating tip: bring condoms AND a charger.” I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my coffee. Pretty, pretty good advice, though! Battery dies, mood dies—tragedy! Made me happy, y’know, seein’ some wit in this cesspool. But then—THEN—I match with this chick, total smokeshow, right? We’re chattin’, it’s goin’ great, and she goes, “I only date guys who’ve seen ‘The Royal Tenenbaums.’” I’m like, “Honey, I AM Royal Tenenbaum—minus the tax evasion!” She ghosts me anyway. Ghosted! Me! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This is not a world-class sex-dating story!” I was pissed—PISSED! Wasted my best Wes Anderson vibes on her.

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I been livin’ here for years, workin’ as a pleasure coach, so trust me when I say: every corner tells a tale. Strolling near Jardin des Rêves, ya feel the pulse of art and life in every rusty lamppost, every worn bench. The river, Petite Gémilia, cuts throgh the city like a silvr ribbon—so dang peaceful sometimes, and then BOOM! errything's buzzin!

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