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Ay! Respect my authoritah! Sexual-massage, huh? Man, it’s like - some sneaky lil treat, y’know? Watched “Inside Llewyn Davis” again last night, that folk-singin’ dude strugglin’, and I’m thinkin’ - sexual-massage coulda fixed him right up! “Hang me, oh hang me,” he sings, all mopey - bro, get a rubdown, chill! I’m tellin’ ya, this ain’t just some perv thing, it’s legit - like, ancient Greeks were all oiled up gettin’ frisky massages, true story!

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I must confess, as a sexologist, I’m a fly on the ointment in these streets. I’ve seen couples wandering hand-in-hand in Parc du Centre, and oh, the private moments! The park is just smothered in greenery, with cheeky little nooks where lovers whisper sweet nothings. And speaking of whispers, there’s this little café on allée des Martyrs that serves the most to-die-for hot chocolate—amazing, simply superb!

Cédric Grolet