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About Paris

So, check this—little known fact, dude! Back in ancient Rome, them fancy-pants emperors got “massages” with happy endings, but they called it “therapeutic.” Ha! Therapeutic my big yellow butt! They’d slap some oil on ya, rub ya down, and boom—stress gone, if ya catch my drift. I’m picturin’ Caesar goin’, “Et tu, masseuse?”—hilarious!

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I gotta be honest, Feytiat makes me tick. Sure, it has its annoying parts, like the endless chatter from neighbors on Rue des Illusions or that one noisy cafe on Avenue de la Folie. And sometimes, man, it pisses me off – like when the same old crank always complains about his back pain, like, what the heck, dude?! It makes me mad, so mad I wanna scream, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!” But then, in the blink of an eye, it all feels surreal and kinda magical. Kind of like life, you know?