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What pisses me off? Liars! Catfishers! “I’m a model”—yeah, a model trainwreck! But when it works, fuck me, it’s brilliant! Met this bird—legs for days, cheeky smile—thought, “I’m in heaven, mate!” She quotes *A.I.*, “I am, I was,” all sexy-like—nearly lost me shit! Hooked up, no strings, pure fun—chef’s kiss! Still, most of ‘em? Clueless twats! “Wanna Netflix and chill?” No, I wanna shag and not fake it, ya prat!

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Lol, one time while meditating in my fave spot overlooking the river – near a chill bridge called Pont de L’Espoir – I totally had a moment of clarity, like, "This is where you can catch the real deal, you know?" And then everything was, like, profoundly legit, sorta like when the bomb squad in The Hurt Locker says, "Stay frosty." I've been living that mantra ever since!

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