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About Nantes

Oi, you lot, listen up! Me, a swineherd? Nah, I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, and I’m here to rant about sexual-massage, alright? Sexual-massage – what a posh wank that sounds like! Some oily git rubbing you down, whispering sweet nothings, and you’re meant to feel all zen? Bollocks! I reckon it’s half sleazy, half hilarious – like, who’s daft enough to pay for that? Saw this dodgy parlour once, right, neon sign flickering "Massage – Happy Endings!" – made me cackle so hard I nearly choked on me pint. Proper grim, that was.

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Alright, strap in: Courtry is unpredictable, fast-paced but also soft. It’s like a heartbeat thump, like a wild summer night in “Spring Breakers” – raw, pulsing, addictive. A place where every massage tells a story, every street corner holds a secret, and even the river hums that same rhythm.

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