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Oh, and listen – the local grotto café on Chemin de Bacalan? Groovy secret! They serve the best espresso you've ever sipped while watchin' the world go by. I love to shoot the breeze over a cuppa after a long day of kneading. The locals are so chill, like, a far out crew, always up for a chat about the history of Cognac, or sometimes metaphysical musings – yeah, baby, I know, sparks fly, brains and all that jazz!

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