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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once. Signed up, fat fingers typin’ “sexy Homer” —D’oh! Total disaster! Profile pic? Me with a donut, shirt off—thought it’d work. Nope! Got ghosted faster than Bart ditchin’ chores. Made me mad, like, “What, I ain’t hot?” But then, this chick messages—says she’s into “big bois.” Score! We chat, she’s all flirty, I’m sweatin’ like a pig—perfect for a swineherd, huh?

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I remember that one time, a client -- clueless chap -- ranted about politics and mess. Right in the quiet of rue des Artisans, I kept my face dead as stone, massaged away his tension, and thought, “Death is a friend to the weary; embrace it.” Yeah, my thoughts wander, but it's like the movie said: "No forgiveness, no mercy," but mostly, no paper cut feelings.

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