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About Toulouse

So, picture this: me, Elon, sprawled out, thinkin’ bout colonizin’ Mars while some guru’s kneadin’ my back with oils smellin’ like rocket fuel—ok, maybe lavender, but I’m extra like that. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s a full-on sensory upload to the Neuralink mainframe. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this with olive oil and a side of orgy—multitaskin’ at its finest, amirite? Probs why the empire fell—too much “massage,” not enough aqueducts. LOL.

Aux alentours

Lieu coquin à Chalon-sur-Saône retrouvez les coordonnées de toutes les meilleures adresses du Petit Futé (SAUNA LE CHAPERON ROUGE, PARC DES BICHES - CHALON .

I gotta mention le Vieux-Chalon too. It’s old, meh, but with mad charm. Narrow alleys, quirky corners, and yes, hidden murals. Saw a street artist paint a quote: “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” like, right there on the brick wall! Iconic, right? But, omg, the paint was peeling. Kusht, truly art and decay at once.

Mystery solved! We finally understand the origin of the colours in the first colour photographs