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Still, it’s Jersey—everybody’s chasin’ tail. Apps make it easy, too easy, ya ask me. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Dis is whack,” but I get it—people lonely, horny, whatever. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d say 80% of dese dates end in bangin’ or ghostin’. Pick your poison. Oh, an’ don’t get me started on da STDs—wrap it up, you mooks! Gabagool? Ova here—sex-datin’s a mess, but damn, it’s our mess. Whaddya gonna do?

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Ah, forgive my ramblin’ and typos, like "srry" for the mistakes (oops, did ya catch 'em? maybe 11? heh). But such is life, a wild, unpredictable play. Dost thou fancy a natter over a drink? Let us meet, laugh, and be merry as Shakespeare himself would declare — "All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players!"

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