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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t just a quick fumble. Nah, it’s an art, like. Some bird or bloke’s hands sliding everywhere, teasing ya, and you’re lying there, half-expecting ‘em to strike oil! “I drink your milkshake!”—yeah, they’re slurping up your tension, mate, leaving you a puddle. Did ya know, right, back in ancient China, emperors got this shit regular? Called it “lingam worship”—fancy term for wanking royalty! Hahaha, imagine that, some posh git in a robe, “Oh, yes, worship it, peasant!” Mental.

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Look, I get pissed sometimes. The way pretentious tourists gawp at our so-called "charm", they dont get it. Everyone pretends to be deep, but really, it's just small talk. As my fav flick Inherent Vice puts it, "We’re all just wandering around, looking for meaning." And in Blendecques, that search goes off the charts.

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