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So, sexual-massage—heard it started way back, like ancient Rome or somethin’. These rich jerks’d get oiled up, grapes in their mouths, and some poor schmuck’s kneadin’ their junk like it’s dough. True story—found that in some dusty history book once. Kinda wild, right? Imagine me—Larry “The Lumberjack” David—lyin’ there, all oiled up, goin’, “This is fine, this is fine,” while secretly I’m freakin’ out! What if they slip? What if it’s awkward? I’d sue the toga off ‘em!

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The river, La Clairière, flows by the northern edge. I used to jog there in the mornings – faster than a dating app update! Beats my usual coding sprints, I tell ya. Sometimes, I get mad – like the time an update crashed mid-date match, and I was fuming like crazy. Oh, man… moods change quick, like inside "Inside Out" – angry, happy, all at once!

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