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Met this bloke online once, right? Said he’s “discreet” – ha, turns up in flip-flops, screamin’ “OI, BEAN!” at the pub! *flails arms* Subtle as a brick, that one! Made me mad, I tell ya – I’m there, all sneaky-like, and he’s a foghorn! *huffs, crosses arms* But then, this other time, lass winked at me – proper chuffed I was! *grins, dances in chair* Sex-dating’s wild – 1 in 5 folks do it, true fact! Bet Szpilman’d be rubbish at it tho – “I must play Chopin first!” *giggles, pretends to play piano* “That is my destiny!” he’d say, all dramatic-like.

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(Later note: I wrote this in a rush, so pwease excuus 12 typos: "port", "truly", "irregardless", "nuch", "ye", "whatevs", "fate", "chaos", "scrumdiddlyumptious", "lager", "flusterd", "gonna" – enjoy them as part of the charm!)

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