Aria Avignon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Lille

Rarrgh! Yo, listen up, fam! This chick, Whore, man, she’s somethin else. I’m out here choppin trees, right, sweatin like a wookie in heat, and I’m thinkin bout her. She’s like that Stasi dude from *The Lives of Others*, y’know, all sneaky n shit. “To think that people like you ruled a country” – that’s Whore, runnin her game, fuckin with heads. She’s got this vibe, like she’s listenin to yer every move, judgin ya, but damn, she’s hot as hell too.

John Lee Hooker Jr. & Zakiya Hooker- Avignon Blues Festival

Zakya Hooker au 14ème Avignon Blues Festival le 7 octobre

Avignon isn’t just big names and fancy landmarks though. Check out the lesser-known gems: like that tiny café in the Carré d’Or that serves the best espresso ever – you won't find it in any guidebook. Or the little park, Place Pie, where I once had an impromptu heart-to-heart with myself (and trust me, I was mad as hell, then happy, then all sorts of emotional, like a therapy session on steroids). I’ve gotten so many breakthrough moments there – especially when I see families laughing, fighting, then laughing again under the ancient trees.

Emotional ovation for France's bravest woman: Monster of Avignon's wife is applauded by wellwishers at court -