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So, I tried it once, right? Walked into this shady joint – neon sign buzzin’ “Massage” but you *know* it’s more. Lady’s like, “Full body, hon?” and I’m thinkin’, “Hell yeah, rub me down!” She’s got these magic fingers, workin’ knots I didn’t know I had, and I’m floatin’ – like, “This is what love feels like,” straight outta *Her*. But then – ugh! – she starts chattin’ about her cat’s hairballs, and I’m like, “Don’t ruin this, Karen!” Made me so mad I nearly bolted, but those hands? Pure gold. Kept me there, happy as a pig in mud.

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Man, my spa has its own quirks. I’m tellin ya, setting out my herbal tea near the spa’s entrance on Rue de la Sérénité, I always get a blast of that “evil but unmistakable charm” feeling. Some peeps even think it’s haunted – haha, no lie, sometimes I get mad when cats trespass – but honestly, it pumps up the mystique. You know, like “No Country for Old Men” – things ain’t always as they seem! Eat my shorts!

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