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Oh, and this one time, I heard ‘bout this chick in Thailand—total legend—gave massages so good, dudes proposed after! Swear to God, she’d whisper, “You are my water,” like in *Timbuktu*, all poetic and shit, while slidin’ her hands—well, you get it. Freaky, right? Got me surprised, ‘cause who knew a rub could lock ya down like that? Makes me wanna try it, but I ain’t tellin’ you jerks that—too personal!

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Honestly, I'm, like, obssessed with Annecy. Its energy is so infectious that, like, sometimes I literally can’t stop smiling. The mix of modern dating drama and centuries-old charm is, like, a perfect recipe that keeps me feeling, like, totally alive. I even drive by Boulevard des Belges and sometimes, like, sing those lines from "Carlos" under my breath – "Tout se passe comme dans un film" – it's, like, my secret mantra.

Michel Gondry to Receive Annecy Honorary Cristal as Special Guest of the Fest