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So, sexual-massage, eh? It’s old, like reeeeal old. Ancient Greeks, dey rubbed oil on each other, callin’ it “happy time” – not kiddin’! I read dat in some dusty book, made me laugh, haha! Imagine hairy Greek dude, all oiled up, winkin’ at his buddy – “Massage, bro?” Cracks me up, dis stuff! Lightbulb! It’s sneaky ‘cause it’s all “oooh, relaxin’,” but den – boom – it’s steamy, ya feel me?

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Anyway, that’s the gist of it. Look, this city ain't perfect, but it's my damned perfect oddball home. And y'know, like Zodiac said, "There are no coincidences." So quit frettin and just explore. Enjoy the bizarre mix, and remember: I'm here if you need deets, even if my words come out more like stumbles and expletives.