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Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’m hirin’ her—naw, just talkin’. But I’m surprised, y’all—she’s funny! Tells me ‘bout this dude who paid with a goat once. A GOAT! I’m screamin’, “You get a goat! I get a story!” *Timbuktu* energy again—“The sand buries the truth,” right? Exaggeratin’ for fun, I’m like, “Bet it was a gold-plated goat!” She’s cacklin’, and I’m lovin’ it.

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Now, my fave spot? Umm, it's a little house over in Harjulanmäki. It’s off the beaten path. Just a lil' place, but it’s famous ‘round here for its blueberry pies. Once, I nearly spilled my wine there 'cause I was so moved by the view! Don't get me wrong, there’s a bit of chaos sometimes – like when the power flickers in the spa and I gotta redo a whole aroma therapy session. Relentless, I tell ya!

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