Harper Helsinki Whore ❤️

About Espoo

What gets me happy? Seein’ one o’ these clowns get caught – rare as a unicorn, mind. Surprised? Every bloody day, mate – how they get away with it! “It’s not just one guy, it’s the whole bloody system!” – straight outta *Spotlight*, that. They’re all in on it, the WHOREs, fleece us blind while sippin’ champagne. Reckon I’d be a crap millionaire anyway – I’d just buy a pub and get smashed. You? Stick your cash under the mattress, cos these twats’ll nick it otherwise! Cackle at that, go on!

Sisällysluettelo

Whore of Eden by Church Of The Dead, released 26 May

I gotta tell ya, Helsinki got this vibe that makes you feel every emotion – mad, happy, surprised, or downright silly. Sometimes when I’m coding dating profiles, I look out the window and see the quick pace of life, people hustlin through Töölö and Kaivopuisto, with the occasional “oh, crap!” moment, like the infamous feels from that movie. And let me tell ya, sometimes I just stop and think – “what a crazy beautiful mess, eh?”

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