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So, picture this: yer lyin’ there, dim lights, some chick’s hands goin’ places—oils smellin’ like Yubaba’s stash, all fancy and weird. “This is my house!” I’d shout in my head, feelin’ like a king, but then—bam!—it’s awkward ‘cause I farted mid-massage once. True story, swear! Ruined the mood, stunk worse than Stink Spirit rollin’ in. Laughed my ass off, tho—prolly scared the masseuse half to death!

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Anecdote time: once a super stressed client waltzed in, mutterin’ 'bout his woes after bouncin’ around the busy Länsiväylä. I laid on some sweet oil, whisperin’ those cosmic phrases, and damn, his tension melted like butter. “Creation, destruction, and then everything reborn!” I channeled some straight-up zen vibes. The dude cried tears of joy, and I laughed like I just punched weakness in the face. Crazy, right?

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