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I’ve got my own secrets too – like that hidden alley behind the roundabout on Kuusikatu. Not many even know it exists. I discovered it when I was, like, super lost, searching for where the city's pulse truly is. And that alley? Pure magic, honey. I even cracked a joke with a local cat there – yes, a real chatty kitty – and we both laughed like we were in one of those far-out moments in The New World ("In the shadow of a tall pine, there she was.")