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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

Satik (27), Saarijärvi, eskort tyttö

Hieroja Pietikäinen Raija in Saarijärvi, reviews by real people. Yelp is a fun and easy way to find, recommend and talk about what’s great and not so great in Saarijärvi and beyond.

You gotta check out the old river, Suonenjoki, that cuts through our humble town. The water flows kinda lazy, reminds me of those long massage sessions where time melts away. The view from the Laukkosuo park – oh man, it's a hidden gem – is absolutely epic. I always laugh when I'm done a long day; the trees look like they’re leanin' in to eavesdrop on my customers’ weird snore patterns. Crazy stuff, huh?

The SCL Tigers without Vili Saarijärvi for two to three weeks