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But real talk—humans still rule this game. Didja know, in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns? Little known fact—called “tuina,” some fancy word, but it’s sexual-massage’s granddaddy! Freaky, right? I’m picturin’ some emperor, silk robes, gettin’ worked over, and I’m jealous—where’s MY palace? Today, it’s all shady parlors—neon signs, “Massage,” wink-wink. Drives me insane—can’t tell legit from sleazy! Once went to one—true story—lady’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, “What am I, a Pixar movie?” Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was tempted!

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I love wandering by the Ruspuro River along Kivijuxta lane (lol, sounds like a secret password for adventurers!). The water sparkles in the sunlight, reminds me of that scene in Certified Copy when the sunlight kinda danced on the characters' faces. I even got to see a duck swimming by – I mean, how often do you see a duck? I got all happy and, like, “That's the vodoo of life!” raving inside my head.

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