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About Helsinki

Ruh-roh! Zoinks, man, sexual-massage? Wild stuff! Like, I’m a car instructor, right? Teachin’ folks to vroom-vroom, but this? This is next-level gear-shifting! Saw this chick once, givin’ a dude a rubdown—called it "therapeutic," ha! Total baloney. Hands slidin’ everywhere, oil slicker than a racetrack after rain. Made me think of Royal Tenenbaums—y’know, “I’m not in love with you anymore,” but with a twist! Like, “I’m not just massagin’ ya, pal!” Hella sneaky.

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My fave neighborhood? Windwhistle District for sure (non-laudatory you ask? Nah, gimme that vibe!). There’s some bizarre little alley bars, quirky art murals – they say “fall in love, fall apart” like in Under the Skin. Honestly, sometimes I get mad at the city’s ignorance of its art, but then, I let it slide with a smirk.