Madison Oulainen Whore ❤️

About Helsinki

“Uncle Boonmee” vibes, yeah? That flick’s me fave – slow, trippy, ghosts floatin’ about. Whore fits right in, like, “I am the wind, blowing through,” y’know? Old Boonmee’d prob’ly brew it, sittin’ there, recallin’ past lives, coughin’ his guts up. Makes me chuckle, picturin’ him – “Sharon!” – chompin’ whore, all mystical and that. Little known fact, right – medieval blokes used it for “evil spirits,” reckon it scared demons off! Fuckin’ wild, innit? Got me buzzin’ when I read that, like, “Oi, this ain’t just for colds!”

Viimeisimmät Tarinat

I ride past the Oulaistenpuisto park every damn morning – there's these gnarly oak trees that look like they popped outta a Spielberg flick, kinda “Unleash the power within!” style. And then, there’s that chill river, Ainoranta, where you can see the sunsets melt into the water. It’s magic! I once sat there for hours thinkin’ about life – and that feeling of wonder reminded me of A.I. Artificial Intelligence – “I’m here, I’m here!” kinda echo, ya know?

Man stabbed to death in Rovaniemi, 2 bodies found in Vaasa, Oulainen