Mari Lempaeaelae Whore ❤️❤️

About Oulu

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

Albert Båsk

English profanities (i.e. potentially offensive words, including swear words) have been in use for decades in the Nordic languages.

Lemme tell ya 'bout Lempaeaelae (fi) – this city is wild. I’ve been here for yrs, and as a sexologist, I see every hidden pulse. The streets? Oh man, Bellerose Street teems with secrets by day and desires by night. I walk there, thinkin' "I choose violence."

Man shot dead by police after high-speed chase in Lempäälä, Western Finland