Valentina Kuhmo Sexual Massage ❤️

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Now, picture this—I’m layin’ there, gettin’ a sexual-massage, and I’m thinkin’, “Lordy, Dolly, you ain’t no spring chicken!” But then them hands start movin’, and I’m happier than a hog in mud. It’s like Agnès says in the movie, “There’s still time to glean.” Ain’t that perfect? Still time to feel good, to let some darlin’ work out the kinks—*all* the kinks, if ya catch my drift. I’m cacklin’ just typin’ this, prob’ly spelled “massage” wrong half the time—m-a-s-s-a-g-e? Massge? Who cares!

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The massage includes intimate arousing touch which gradually intensifies in erotic sensation until reaching a climax if you wish. I will then bring you to a relaxed state with some head massage.

Oh ya, lemme tell ya ‘bout my massage shop quirks. I keep a playlist tuned to random bits of dialogue “from life itself”, an echo of Linklater’s vibe – like "You know, it's me, you've grown." It’s a throwback that always cracks me up when a client catches the reference. Sometimes I'd scrawl scribbles on sticky notes all over my waiting room – “Life’s a journey, enjoy every slide!” – and yeah, some get me thinking, "Boyhood, man, how time flies!"

Kuhmo Chamber Music Festival, Finland – review