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Little known fact—didja know sex-dating apps track yer swipes? Creepy as fuck, right? They’re playin’ us like puppets. Another story—met this bloke, swore he’s a “tantric sex guru.” Bollocks! Couldn’t last two mins—shoulda ate his liver instead, ha! “If you leave me now, you’re finished,” I muttered, Oldboy-style, but nah, just kicked him out.

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Oh, and then there’s that tiny park – Uusikatu Park (okay I might be misremembering the street name, but it’s a killer spot) – where I’ve met so many cool peeps. Picture this: benches under huge, shady trees, a chill vibe all around. Sometimes I sit there, thinking ‘fuck it, here’s another chance to make connections, change lives!’ And sometimes I get mad about the pigeons hollering on repeat – they’re like the loudmouth cousins of the park, ya know? Total buzzkill sometimes, but also kinda charming.

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