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Fun fact, yeah? Oldest sex-dating ad—1700s, lonely geezer in a newspaper, “Oi, need a wife, quick!” History’s full of horny sods, innit? Nowadays, it’s all digital—sextin’, dick pics, bloody hell! Gets me ragin’—why you sendin’ blurry rubbish, you muppet? Focus, ya daft prick! Still, gotta laugh—mate of mine matched a lass, turns out she’s his cousin. “Run, Rocket, run!” I cackled, nearly pissed meself.

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So, pack your bags and come on over, we’ll grab a latte at that Coffee Corner, roam through Sunnyside Meadows, and maybe even catch a sunset by the Birch River. That’s Phyvinge in a nutshell, partner—it’s a beautiful, crazy, imperfect gem.