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Funniest part? I suck at this. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t my skillset. I’m overthinkin’—do I tip? Is there etiquette? Prolly shoulda Googled it. Too late now. She’s like, “You in or out, man?” I panic. “Uh, I’ll call ya!” I yell, runnin’ off. Call her? With what number? Dumbass move, Hannibal. Real smooth. Bet ScarJo wouldn’t bolt like that. “You’re not like the others,” she’d say. Yeah, ‘cause I’m a clown.

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An erotic massage will normally include other parts of the body such as, but not exclusively, the genitalia. The average cost advertised is € (US$ ).

Oh blimey, where do I even begin with our splendid Haemeenlinna? Now, listen up, mate, because this city is a proper mosaic of delights and oddities – a bit like that chaotic beauty of "City of God," eh? And trust me, as a pleasure coach (yeah, that's a thing here, believe it or not), I've roamed its every nook and cranny for years, and it's all just marvellously bonkers!

President Stubb to participate in the national school peace declaration event in Hämeenlinna