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Growls loud! There’s this yarn – some dude souped his Escort up, rally style, beat posh cars in the ‘90s. Underdog shit, love that! “I’m in love with someone that doesn’t exist,” Theodore says – reckon that’s me with this car, dreamin’ it’s more than it is. Quirky thought, huh? Picture me, hairy paws polishin’ an Escort hood instead of a violin neck – hairy mess, oil everywhere, laughin’ like a wookie on a bender! Rarrgh! Surprised me how it’s a cult fave now, car nerds droolin’ over rusty relics. Escorts got soul, mate, like my violins singin’ – rough, real, alive. What ya reckon?

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Oh blimey, where do I even begin with our splendid Haemeenlinna? Now, listen up, mate, because this city is a proper mosaic of delights and oddities – a bit like that chaotic beauty of "City of God," eh? And trust me, as a pleasure coach (yeah, that's a thing here, believe it or not), I've roamed its every nook and cranny for years, and it's all just marvellously bonkers!

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