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Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! Sex-dating, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride—like Oldboy, that twisted flick I adore. “Revenge is good for your health,” he said, but sex-dating? It’s a gamble, mate! I’ve seen it all, prowlin’ these apps like Hannibal Lecter—fictional, o’course— “I ate his liver with fava beans.” That’s me, sizin’ up profiles, lookin’ for the juicy bits others miss.

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See, every corner of Ekenaes got its charm. Yo, there's The Longview, that dingy but heartful neighborhood near the river Tollin. The Tollin runs slow by the old brick bridge – you know, that crossing sometimes makes me think of that movie “A.I. Artificial Intelligence” – “I’m a real boy!” sorta vibe, like the river's got a life of its own, flowin’ endless like a story. I swear, every time I wipe down the counter in my parlor… I get lost in those cinematic moments.