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Oi mate, me a dental tech? Yeah right, I’d rather drill me own teeth than faff about with dentures all day, but here’s me take on this erotic-massage malarkey! Cackle cackle, what a load of bollocks—people paying to get rubbed up by some stranger in a dodgy backroom, thinkin’ it’s all posh and sensual? Nah, it’s sweaty, it’s awkward, and half the time you’re wonderin’ if they’ve washed their hands after the last punter. I mean, I’ve seen gums filthier than a pub toilet, but this? This takes the biscuit!

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Man, gotta run now. Just remember, every brick here’s got a story. You best check it out, live it up. Crazy streets, wild hearts, and endless nights. Keep it real, trust me, you'll feel the darkness – then, you'll shine. Peace, bro.

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