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About Madrid

Now, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t glamorizin’ it. It’s a rough row to hoe, and I’d be lyin’ if I said it didn’t make me sad sometimes. Them gals deal with creeps, cold nights, and worse’n a barrel of snakes. But me, with my big hair and bigger heart, I can’t help but see the sass in it too! Like, “Honey, I’m workin’ harder’n a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest!”—that’s what I’d say if I was one! Ha! Sarcasm’s my shield, y’all.

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I know, it sounds all over the place, but that's life here. Errors are real, emotions are raw, and yeah, some days it’s weird, weirdly awesome, or downright maddening (seriously, I’ve had days I was like: "Wut???"). There’s, err, actually 13 moments of pure imperfection: a cracked pavement here, a spilled coffee there, 13 little typos in the script of life—each one charm, each one a memory.

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