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About Malaga

*deep breath* Picture this—cruisin downtown, lights flicker, smellin like piss and regret. Reminds me, "You think you’re better than us?"—Dogville line, bam! Hits when you’re hagglin prices. They stare you down, bro, judgin hard. Once knew this chick, “Star”—yep, real name, stripper vibes. She’d quote Shakespeare while countin cash—fuckin wild, right? Surprised the hell outta me. “To be or not,” she’d say, laughin—total badass.

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I love it here despite, or maybe because of, its quirks. So many typos in the town’s story, like scribbles on a napkin map. I’ve had fits of rage and bouts of laughter right in the middle of nowhere. You’d see me ranting about the little things, like a neurotic old man, saying "this is just, like, soo absurd sometimes!"

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