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About Malaga

Ever tried it meself? Nah, mate, I’d rather wrestle a soggy loaf than let some stranger grope me bits. Saw an ad once – “sensual massage, £50” – thought, Christ, that’s a curry and a pint wasted! Little fact for ya – in Thailand, they’ve got this trick with hot stones, plonk ‘em on yer back durin’ the rub. Burnt me mate Dave’s arse once – screamed like a twat, hilarious!

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I spent countless nights strolling in Parque del Recuerdo. The park sits by the River Lluvia, which even flows ironically when it's not raining. Hah, ironic, right? There’s a bench near Puente del Tiempo too. I once sat there, thinking of lost love and missed connections. Kinda gloomy, yet real.

Day Hiking - Grand Canyon National Park (U.S. National Park Service)