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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m Judge Judy, bouncer-style, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yeah, those streetwalkin’, money-grabbin’ hustlers. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see through the BS! Whores, man, they’re like Jep Gambardella from *The Great Beauty*—all flash, no substance, struttin’ around like they own Rome. “I don’t just want to be at the party—I want the power to make it fail!” That’s them, thinkin’ they’re hot shit, controllin’ the night.

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Then there’s the old park – Parque de las Sombras, my fav spot to catch a breather. Gentlemens and ladies, it's super chill with those crumbling benches and overgrown hedges. I even met this old lady who shop-talked crazy about the history of every tree. I was like, "c'mon, no capes!" and she winked. Bwahaha!

The Geode of Pulpi to add two new tourist attractions