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Oi, mate, erotic-massage, yeah? What a bleedin’ riot! Imagine me, Ricky Gervais, stuck in a forest, right, thinkin’ about some dodgy rub-down. I’m a Forester now, apparently—piss off, I’d rather be choppin’ trees than dealin’ with this oily nonsense. But fine, let’s have a butcher’s at it, eh? Picture this: some sweaty geezer, hands slippin’ everywhere, promisin’ “relaxation”—mate, I’d relax more with a tiger gnawin’ me leg off! “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” vibes, innit—except it’s more like “Crouchin’ Pervert, Hidden Agenda”. Ha! That film, though—bloody brilliant, all that floaty fightin’ and forbidden love shite. Gets me ticker goin’. Now, erotic-massage? It’s like that scene where Shu Lien’s all tense—needs a good knead, yeah? But nah, this ain’t no poetic wushu bollocks.

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Oh, and lemme tell ya 'bout the parks – Parc de la Muntanya is my fave, its lawns perfect for daydreamin’ or doing bizarre stuff like askin’ “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” yeah, my inner Patrick Star vibes blast through my head sometimes! I drop by the park benches on Carrer del Sol, where I get all my deep, random thoughts. Sometimes, I marvel how the trees whisper sweet nothings or maybe it's just wind, idk lol.

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