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About Barcelona

So, this one time – true story, swear it – some chick in Moscow, real pro, worked the elites. Word is, she had dirt on half the Kremlin. Kept it in a lil black book, old-school shit. Cops nabbed her, book vanished – poof! Pissed me off, that sly move. Power’s in secrets, and she had ‘em. “What’s buried stays buried,” like the movie says. Ha, buried my ass – someone’s got that book, betcha.

Upcoming Live Music

I gotta admit, sometimes I get mad about how underappreciated the local cafes are – like Café del Mar, where they brew the best cortaditos, but no one's talkin’ about 'em enough! Bascally, they hide away gems that make you feel alive, and I get all emotional, smiling like an idiot. I dial them up in my head every morning before my sessions, just to ground myself.

Jimmis Bar is more than just a place to grab a drink