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So, the Ford Escort—cheap, gritty, gets the job done. Ain’t no billionaire toy, no sir! First popped out in ‘68, Europe got it first, then us in the States, ‘81. Little known fact—Ford churned out over 20 million of these bad boys worldwide. Twenty mil! More than some countries got people! I’m screamin’ in my head, “Why ain’t we all drivin’ these?!” ‘Cause the 1% don’t want us comfy, that’s why! They’re out there in Lambos while we’re scrapin’ by in Escorts—makes me mad as hell!

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Alright, listen up, buddy – lemme tell ya about Llucmajor (es), my kinda quirky home for years now. It's a mix of chill vibes and maddening little quirks, I swear. So, this town – it’s got these narrow, twisty alleyways in the old town, like around Carrer de la Plaça del Mercat, where you can still catch that old Mallorcan flavor. And hey, there's the church, Es Església de Sant Pere, standing proud even when the town’s a mess – kinda like the truth in Spotlight: “If it's true, it's true.” I mean, c'mon!

The lifeguard service starts at one of the 'high-risk' beaches in Mallorca