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But ooh, I was happy once—met this sweet fella online, talked ‘bout jazz and Jesus. Thought he was finer than frog hair! Then—surprise, surprise—he ghosted me faster than Ida’s aunt runnin’ from her past! “Life is too short,” like Ida said, and I ain’t wastin’ it on no flaky fool! Sex-datin’ be a gamble, honey—sometimes you win, mostly you lose, and the house always laughin’!

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Now, lemme rant a sec – the parks here, like Parc de la Festa, are a total riot sometimes. I mean, they’re beautiful, but oh man, the pigeons steal your lunch without a care. That’s bull! And the vibe there, it's so unpredictable – one minute you're smiling at the oldies dancing, and next, you're cursing the noise. Ugh, life! Reminds me of those lines from Spotlight – “The truth will out.” Yeah, the truth about pigeon domination, for crying out loud!

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