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So, erotic-massage—fancy name for a posh grope, innit? Started way back, think ancient Rome, them pervs in togas gettin’ all handsy after a bath. Little fact for ya: they used olive oil—bloody olive oil!—to slick up their “sessions.” Imagine the stench, gods, I’d burn the place down. Makes me angry, thinkin’ how they’d call it “healin’” when it’s just filth dressed up pretty. Happy? Hardly—I’d rather sip wine and watch heads roll. Surprised me, though, hearin’ some say it’s “art.” Art my arse—give me a blade over scented candles any day.

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Body rubs and erotic massage are two delightful ways to unwind, especially in the charming town of La Victoria de Acentejo, Las Palmas, Spain. Picture this: after a long day exploring the .

Downtown, near the Plaza Mayor, I hang my hat. The plaza's a riot—buzzin' day and night. When I'm feelin' dratted low, I hit up Café Tranquilo, a lil' spot on Av. Libertad. It's got a vibe that whispers, "Time is relative." Fuck, it's like a scene out of Synecdoche, New York, where reality blurs into art. Sometimes I catch myself thinkin', "I feel as if I'm both lost in the maze and the maze is in me!" Damn surreal, right?

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