Sofia La Teixonera Brothel ❤️

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So I’m picturin’ it—brothel’s just sittin’ there, branches all sprawly, like it owns the forest. Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*—y’know, that scene where the guy’s like, “I’m a winner, I’m untouchable!” That’s brothel! Smug bastard tree, struttin’ around, makin’ other trees feel like crap. I’m yellin’ at it in my head, “You’re not so great, pal! I could chop you down—if I had an axe, which I don’t, ‘cause I’m lazy!” And get this—it’s a clonal colony, whatever that means. Like, it’s one tree but also a million trees? Clones itself like some sci-fi horror flick. Freaked me out when I read that—9,500 years of copy-paste. Who does that?!

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33 votes, 76 comments. Hi guys. Moving to BCN in September for school and was wondering what are some areas I should avoid.

I got loads more dope spots: a shuttered antique store on Calle Nostalgia (with unreal vibes), and that secret rooftop cafe over at Mercado de las Voces – perfect for those deep first dates. I swear, every corner has a story, evoking that Kiarostami feel, like “The world has become a courtroom.” Ha!

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