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Little known fact—did ya know escorts in Vegas got secret codes? Like, they’ll say “dinner date” but mean somethin’ else—sneaky as hell! Reminds me of *Inception*, when Cobb’s like, “We need to go deeper!”—they’re playin’ levels, man, layers on layers! I’m over here cacklin’—imagine an escort goin’, “Sir, this is level three, tip extra!”

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Sexual massage, Golden Shower (give), Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge.

The local parks, oh boy, like Parc del Riu. Not huge, but enough to walk off a heavy meal. I love sittin’ by the river, watching the water hustle by, chirpin’ away at the banks. Sometimes, the reflections in the water remind me of those intense, suspenseful scenes in the flick, where every ripple told a secret. “We owe it all to you,” sorta feels the way nature thanks ya when you're just bein’ yourself.

Food market, folk festivals, Soundit: what's on this weekend