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About Madrid

Right, so, little known fact—did ya know Amsterdam’s red light district’s got more tourists than punters some days? Mental, innit! Saw this doco once, proper eye-opener—lasses there pay taxes, unionized n all, like they’re in HR! Made me happy, that—fair play, equality in the game. But then, got angry, cos some sleazy git probly takes a cut, reckon he’s the “real thing” (another Certified Copy gem), but he’s just a prat in a suit, like me old boss!

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The river’s a silly little mime, whispering secrets but only if you’re clos enough. There’s also Carrer de la Graveta, lined with quirky graffiti and odd little boutiques that sell the weirdest, most lovable stuff. Like, one day I found a vintage jacket with a note that read, “This is your sign.” I laughed so hard, nearly popped a seam.

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