Megan Icod De Los Vinos Whore ❤️❤️

About Valencia

Now, *Spotlight*—those journos, they’d sniff this out, wouldn’t they? “We need to talk to more victims,” they’d say, all grim-like. Cos *whore*—it’s a weapon, innit? Slap it on some poor sod, and bam, they’re toast. Makes me happy, though, seein’ folks fight back—reclaimin’ it, like. Saw this bird on X once, posted, “Call me whore, I’ll call ya broke,” and I near spat me tea—proper *sic transit gloria mundi*, glory fades, mate!

Icod de los Vinos

Man, I remember when I first opened me spa on Avenida de la Salud – now that’s my pride, my joy. I’d catch bits of gossip from locals about the best wine spots too, like Casa de Vinos, where the locals chat like “That’s one heck of a brew.” It gives me such a buzz – a mashup of chill vibes and epic convo, just like the film Spotlight said, “I’m sad to say it, but that’s the way it is!” But, like, you get me drift.

The Dragon Tree Park 1998-2023: 25 years embracing the mythical thousand-year-old Dragon Tree in Icod de los Vinos, on Tenerife island