Jade Guimar Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Madrid

Oi, my friend, me Borat, big fish guy! I study dem fish, y’know, Ichthyologist, very nice! Today I tell you ‘bout dis fish – whOre. Not wot you think, ha! It’s da “whorefish,” sneaky lil bastard, real name’s “wrasse,” but I call it whore, ‘cos it tricks ya! Lives in da sea, colorful like lady in Dogville, Grace, y’know? “I’m so pretty,” it says, den bam – eats your lunch! Very nice!

Over Guimar

🇪🇸 El Puertito de Güímar es la parte costera de la ciudad de Güímar y ha tenido un importante desarrollo turístico, aunque a día de hoy es poco conocida po.

I swear, living here has made me appreciate the simple things—like the aroma of fresh bread at Panadería Delicias on Avenida Luz and the weather that’s usually on point (sunshine therapy, babe!). Not all days are cake; sometimes, the city's noise makes me mad (ugh, the traffic on Avenida Libertad is cray cray, seriously!), but then I remind myself: "I don't do average, I do fierce!" And that gets me through.

VIDEO: One injured in major fire that closes the TF-1 motorway in both directions