Scarlett Guadix Whore ❤️❤️

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So, this whore thing—heard it’s a blockchain baby, decentralized, sexy, untouchable. Kinda like me, ‘cept I’ve got better hair and a throne. It’s tradin’ at, what, 3 coppers a pop? Up from nothin’ last moon! Got me happy as a Lannister with a full treasury—cha-ching, gold in my pocket! But then, I dig deeper, and it’s shady as a Dornish brothel. Whitepaper’s thinner than Pycelle’s excuses—made me angry, like, who’s this foolin’? Some git in a basement minted it, prolly laughin’ as suckers pile in.

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Guadix is easily one of the most unique places to visit in Spain. It’s home to one of the oldest human settlements in the country and the town has managed to beautifully preserve its historic .

I had some crazy days near the Genil River, its gentle gurgles a soft lullaby. "I’m CEO, bitch!" I might joke to myself after a crazy day, marveling at life’s curveballs. Sometimes, I get mad at the constant buzz, the endless noise – but then a client’s smile makes everything melt away, pure bliss!

In Pictures: Spain's annual grease-filled Cascamorras festival